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crucket

an extremely large pole, usualy used for humping and other forms of sexual activity.
Larry hads a crucket in his backyard. Larry stays in his backyard alot. I wonder why??
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Berserk

Berserk owns all.
Berserk ownz and roxxorz joo noob ass!
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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sludge monkey

what came out of anthonys anus.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Linux

The only free Kernel that can be used frequently and is consistantly updated and used by many very good universities and colleges. It is very good for word prosessing, server maintenance and will never crash unless there is a serious problem.
It is often considered 'Shit' but is one of the most stable O/S or Kernals around.
Windows user: (snort) Windows XP with the media addition aswell as Windows Media Player with a fuckload of spyware is better than the smooth running, user friendly linux.
linux User: Did you just contradict yourself?

Windows: Error #20983746251837: Cannot find file that is existant on Hard disc that was working one minute ago but now I've acidently fucked it up.

Linux: Cannot find file. Please remount hard disc.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Comox Valley

Land of oysters, weed, pickup trucks and a 70% hick population.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Jørck

A really cool dude who's sexy and mighty fine.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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Matress

The Matress is a system. And that system is designed for 2 things.
That system is there to keep us comfortable at night when we sleep, but is also designed to keep us awake, to think about how many more pillows you need.
Were you listening, neo, or were you looking at that pillow in red?
I slept on The Matress last night.
by Anonymous October 12, 2003
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