Definitions by Anonymous

bongpacker420 

Basement dwelling pothead addicted to heavy metal, midget porn and grilled food.

bongpacker420 by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Dick Jenkins 

One who is fresh in the ways of mulletry. Must have a mullet and let it flap freely. See also Dickie bob or d.e. bob.

Look at that Dick Jenkins over there

Dick Jenkins by Anonymous October 14, 2003

mulletteer 

One who is wise in the way of the mullet. See also Dickie Bob or Dick Jenkins.

Whoah, now that is a true mulletteer.

mulletteer by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Dickie Bob 

One who has a premium mullet. Looks at the mullet as an endangered species and wishes to preserve it at all costs. See also Dick Jenkins.

Look at the mullet on that guy, he must be a true dickie bob.

Dickie Bob by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Melbourne 

A city that exists in Florida, that no one gives a flying fuck about.

Melbourne has way too many palm trees.

Melbourne by Anonymous October 14, 2003

phuqed 

Yet another variation of the word "fuck". Also a pretty darn cool web site.

You got a phuqed up nick.

phuqed by Anonymous October 14, 2003

No Homers Club 

1) A place that Homers cannot join

2) A place on the Internet run by kids who inflate their egos by warning people over stupid shit

No Homers Club by Anonymous October 14, 2003