Anonymous's definitions

PwC

An environment/hell, in which the term 'work-life balance' is used to convince bright, young professionals to accept jobs. Once on the other side, it becomes apprent very fast that it doesn't exist, but the majority of employees stay, because the partners continue to say they are "working" to improve 'work-life balance'. One question: How long before they figure it out? Answer: NEVER. They will continue to use it as a topic of positive discussion for the future (always in the future).

We work 80 hour weeks, but it is okay cause they feed us free alcohol on a consistent basis.

by Anonymous March 31, 2005

Panebianco Shuffle

When a persons hand shakes uncontrollably, as if the person has down syndrom, when they are shuffling and dealing cards.

Mike is a master of the panebianco shuffle when playing chinese poker.

by anonymous January 22, 2003

lesbometer

when you sense the coming of a Cunt Nazi, your lesbometer goes up. When a rockrr girl tells you she likes women and your lesbometer shows no activity, she's lying. stick your tongue down her throat.

The lesbometer just put Avril Lavine out of business.

by anonymous March 3, 2005

508

The tragic kingdom... Massachusetts

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

pop

to shoot

as in "im gonna pop a cap in his ass"

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

orifice

1. A hole such as the mouth, eye socket, anus, vagina, nostrils, and ear holes.

Blood was leaking out of my every orifice...

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

the shit

in a group of like items, the one item that is the best is known as "the shit"

that's the SHIT!

by Anonymous February 15, 2002