Anonymous's definitions

skankaprovacawhoreible

you suck xtina

xtina, like 7th grade, is skankaprovacawhoreible

by anonymous September 1, 2003

Stoophis

noun. A contraction of the words doofus and stupid. Used to describe a person who shows those attributes to such a high degree that calling them stupid or a doofus would not even come close to describing how much they are. (See idiot)

Steve, you're such a stoophis.

by Anonymous February 20, 2005

UCLA

A school of sad, sad kids. Apparently, due to the number of "Up" votes for anti-USC, pro-UCLA definitions, there are a lot of UCLA kids lurking around urban dictionary. Compare this to the noticeable, comparatively less number of "Up" votes for pro-USC, anti-UCLA definitions.

Here's the big secret: It's due to the fact that kids at USC have LIVES and usually don't hang around the web and try to one-up and bash their rival school on a WEBSITE.

Obvious conclusion: So many UCLA kids only frequent urban dictionary because they are worried and insecure, and can't one-up or bash the winners at the University of Southern California in any other arena but the safe and faceless world wide web.

Like I said: sad, sad kids. :(

Just wait and see how many "Down" votes there'll be for this definition, and you'll see how many insecure UCLA kids there are neurotically checking out UCLA definitions on urban dictionary.

Other words to describe many a UCLA kid:

Bitter
Loser
Desperate


Or just: Trojankiller

by anonymous April 18, 2005

Jobby

Long hard poo

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

Brown Wank

Masturbating whilst taking a shit

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

mic jacker

a fool that like to be seen and heard,pushy foul mouth fool that have nothing to say,blow hard,waste of hot air

gimmy that damn mickidy

by Anonymous October 17, 2003