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spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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masturbating

Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.
Take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and wank yourself dry.
by anonymous February 16, 2004
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wirchen

Wirchen is another way of saying
#u*king or witching or witchen. It's a way to expressing your feelings around uptight teachers!
I hate the wirchen teacher.
by anonymous February 13, 2005
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drunker

A male who drinks a lot and entices other males to get drunk so he may take advantage of them. A “drunker” enjoys anal sex with males however claims he is not gay. “drunkers” often mock homosexuals in public situations and then engage in sexual acts with them behind closed doors.
Watch out that guy is a drunker! You hangout with him and you will wake up with a sore asshole and looking like a Crazy Pale.
by Anonymous July 21, 2004
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dyinginside

1. A hopeless self-centered attention-whore who has done her best to cut all ties to other people and constatnly tries to make herslef and others feel bad mentally and physically
anything remotely sounding like this should be avoided at all times
by anonymous February 29, 2004
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stonewalled

When you have a one-night stand with a girl, then a week later, pass her on the street and she completely ignores you, despite promising that she would call you back.
Man, I got stonewalled by this chick at a party tonight
by anonymous November 29, 2004
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Daink

im alex kaplan. DAINK!
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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