reading braile

When your car tire runs over the bumpy lane reflectors on the road or interstate.

Car swerves towards shoulder...
"Stop readin' braile, man!"

by anonymous April 23, 2004

cock whipped

opposite of pussy whipped

Susie swallowed Jim's load when he threatened to dump her. He has her completely cock whipped

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

cock whipped

To be extremely whipped by your significant other.

Dan puts up with tons of crap from Bridget, he is so cock whipped.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

dealie

same as all them above, only it originated from The Simpsons. A word used regularly by Homer.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

dietzman

Someone bent on world domination.

That guy is such a Dietzman! I wish he would stop choking babies...

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

k-low

during gay sex, when one man takes his penis and shoves it in the other mans ear

Yo i heard Mike got k-lod last night.

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Donfusing

When a dumb person says the word confusing with the letter d.

Anonymous: Does that make sense?
RedCircle: It's much more donfusing.
Anonymous: Dumb face.

by Anonymous March 22, 2005