Anonymous  's definitions

HP Certified

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

by Anonymous October 4, 2002

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

gay-ass song

songs that the guy above me listens to

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

dodong

Extremely large penis

That smoked sausage looks like my dodong!

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

SHHPF

a fagdest

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

front door

noun- the pussy
!not as liked or fun as the "back door"

i decided to go in thrugh the front door instead of the back door

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

TheInfinite

1. The art of cheating, ex: making excuses

2. Staging 7 gears of a lawn mower

3. Art of ingesting 400 lbs of food in 1 sitting

4. Also known as "La migra victim"

by Anonymous March 21, 2003