apple computer

who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society

d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D

by Anonymous July 04, 2003

scavenger

someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed

Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.

by anonymous April 06, 2004

Scavenger

A ponytail of epic size-like proportions.

Guy:I want the top shaved, and ummm...yeah go ahead and scavenger me up in the back.
Barber: sure thing you fucking weirdo.

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

Rip Action

A rip in a playing card that may or may not give away what number and suit the card is.

*Dealer deals out cards*
Guy: Whoa, you gave me a RIP ACTION!!! WTF

by anonymous January 26, 2004

confuseration

the state of being rather confused....especially when one doesn't understand that they are confused

Joe Bob was convinced he liked Mary while in truth he liked her sister Sally...he was confuserated.

by Anonymous July 26, 2003