Definitions by Anonymous 

HP Certified 

To be Certified Immune to Most common Computer hacking attempts

Your Home PC is now HP Certified

HP Certified by Anonymous October 4, 2002

smirnoff ice drinker

a girl

so i offered HER a drink

smirnoff ice drinker by Anonymous October 2, 2002

carer

one who cares

guitarded is a carer

carer by Anonymous October 2, 2002

kunt 

a womens vagina

your acting like a kunt

kunt by Anonymous October 1, 2002

Butt nugget

A particularly rare find when picking one's butt.

I've seen alot of butt nuggets, but this one is the grand prize.

Butt nugget by Anonymous September 30, 2002

G 

Short for a "grand" which is slang for one thousand dollars.

That BMW 5-hunnie cost me fifty-two g's.

G by Anonymous September 29, 2002

bo janglin' 

Not paying attention

Quit bo jangling' and lets go.

bo janglin' by Anonymous September 28, 2002