AnonYMous's definitions

Alisatosis

A medical condition that causes chickens to frantically work only during CTO monthly meetings. Symptoms include hard "pecking" loudly at the keyboard so that everyone knows that you are working, tourette syndrome type outbursts, telling meaningless stories that have no ending, and chicken feathers flying above your cubical....

My mothers brothers cousin lives next door to the guy that had a blue car that looks like the dress that I wore to prom with my friends baby daddy's man.

The meeting was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. What does she have.. Alisatosis.

Where did all those chicken feathers come from.. She has Alisatosis.

She just started working at 4P? What the !!%^#$&^$%@#^%$ She has Alisatosis.

by Anonymous January 21, 2006

xen

One who defeats everyone in both Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Aliens Versus Predator 2. Derived from a player's name, said to be the best in the world.

The "xen" killed every member of the opposing team with one panzerfaust shot.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

pert near

really really really close.

Pert near hit that fellow.

by Anonymous August 28, 2002

stinkysteve

The act of sticking ones finger in his/her rectum and wiping it under an unsuspecting friends nose.

I just gave you a stinkysteve!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru

Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

fishing for crabs

To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003