Definitions by AnonYMous

afk 

Away From Keyboard.

* joe is afk

afk by Anonymous November 8, 2002

duckets 

Tickets to an event

I got a couple of duckects to the game

duckets by Anonymous November 7, 2002

teh suck 

Something which is unimpressive.

dude that site is teh suck

teh suck by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splork 

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

splork by Anonymous November 7, 2002

runt

diminutive
the smallest (usually animal in a litter)

He was the runt of the litter.

runt by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splooch 

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

splooch by Anonymous November 7, 2002

spiff 

the root of such words as spiffy and spiiferific (although the latter is a compound word including terrific). Used mainly as an expletive in much the same was as fuck although can be used as a remark of amazement, shock or suprise.

Boss: "You are going to have to work overtime."
Worker: "Spiff!"

Grocery Clerk: "You just won the sweepstakes."
Shopper: "Spiff!"

spiff by Anonymous November 7, 2002