Anomalocaris's definitions

Simo

(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.

I want to be simo'd

I'm simoing on you

by Anomalocaris November 14, 2020

Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"

"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Dudeher

A female version of the word "Dude"

Wassup dudeher?
Nothing much.

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

CPU

Random dude who always matches with me when I'm offline and can't acknowledge that the only game they're good at is Chess.

"I beat CPU in mortal combat, they suck"!
"Try beating them in chess."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

British milk thief

Another term for "John Lennon", celebrating the iconic moment on which he stole milk, then died.

"British milk thief was always my favourite member of Plastic Ono Band."

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Desenrascate

(verb) English adaptation of a Portuguese word used to describe successfully improvising out of a situation or in doing something, always used between a modal verb and a pronoun ending in -self.

"Won't you help him with his flat tire?"
"Nah, he will desenrascate himself"

by Anomalocaris June 18, 2023

Rajagabo

One of the most iconic lines from "Glepp" in the show "smiling friends"

"(...) Rajagabo (...)" - Glepp

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023