it's your birthday

What occurs when you are expelled from your mother's uterus.
When I was born, the doctor slapped my ass and said "Boy, it's your birthday."
by Ann Hedonia August 01, 2004
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kicked to the curb

To be fired from one's job in a demeaning manner.
I got kicked to the curb at Purdue Pharma because of OxyContin.
by Ann Hedonia August 02, 2004
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