Angry Striver's definitions

gambidextrous

I play both football and rugby because I am gambidextrous

I play both football and rugby because I am gambidextrous

by Angry Striver October 21, 2019

beach

a collective name for a group of selfish people.

A beach of selfish people caused the infection rate to rise substantially

by Angry Striver May 31, 2020

conduped

When you thought you were getting one thing but because of deceit and deception get another.

The Tories conduped the electorate by throwing out their manifesto promises and striking a deceitful deal with the DUP.

by Angry Striver June 27, 2017

Varsical

When a football video replay happens and it takes 5 minutes to decide and even then the decision is at best dodgy.

Video Assisting Referees are making a mockery of football. It's becoming varsical.

by Angry Striver December 28, 2019

theresaplaining

When a speaker tries to avoid a question by uttering some childish remark and then to follow this up with a smirk, a jab of the finger and an endless series of meaningless and utterly confusing sound bites.

The Prime Minister spent most of question time in parliament theresaplaining.

by Angry Striver May 9, 2018

statbombing

The reeling of of a number of unrelated facts

When the government minister was questioned today about health issues she replied by statbombing the listeners with facts about employment, crime and pensions.

by Angry Striver June 12, 2019