Definitions by Angry Striver

beach 

a collective name for a group of selfish people.

A beach of selfish people caused the infection rate to rise substantially

beach by Angry Striver May 31, 2020

Varsical 

When a football video replay happens and it takes 5 minutes to decide and even then the decision is at best dodgy.

Video Assisting Referees are making a mockery of football. It's becoming varsical.

Varsical by Angry Striver December 28, 2019

gambidextrous 

I play both football and rugby because I am gambidextrous

I play both football and rugby because I am gambidextrous

gambidextrous by Angry Striver October 21, 2019

statbombing 

The reeling of of a number of unrelated facts

When the government minister was questioned today about health issues she replied by statbombing the listeners with facts about employment, crime and pensions.

statbombing by Angry Striver June 12, 2019

theresaplaining 

When a speaker tries to avoid a question by uttering some childish remark and then to follow this up with a smirk, a jab of the finger and an endless series of meaningless and utterly confusing sound bites.

The Prime Minister spent most of question time in parliament theresaplaining.

theresaplaining by Angry Striver May 9, 2018

conduped 

When you thought you were getting one thing but because of deceit and deception get another.

The Tories conduped the electorate by throwing out their manifesto promises and striking a deceitful deal with the DUP.

conduped by Angry Striver June 27, 2017