Definitions by Angry Giraffe
Angry Giraffe
When your wife keep trying to give you a hand job, with no lube and your dick becomes ruggedburned.
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Angry Giraffe by Angry Giraffe April 17, 2017
Giraffe-cist
any individual or body of individuals who is in opposition to giraffes. Such groups are known to exist and hold antiquated views of the "food chain." Specifically, a group of angry hippopotami operate in and about the United States.
Quinton, a giraffe-cist, can't stand to be around giraffes, and feels that they are second class citizens.
Giraffe-cist by Angry Giraffe May 26, 2010