B.E.T.

All they ever show are songs about love, romance, sex, getting that babe, tapping her booty, sex, fucking that bitch, girl dumped me, sex, cheating spouses, evertyhing else related to sex and romance.

God fucking dammit will B.E.T. start playing a whole lot more songs that don't involve sex and love. How about they start showing good old fashioned songs about going through life's struggles, or sympathy towards relatives/friends, or songs about educational inspiration. Or even songs about the joy of raising children. Because I refuse to believe that the only songs that black people are capable of diong are cheesy love songs.

by angry July 24, 2003

state trooper

Useless redneck cops whose purpose is to patrol unused backroads and harass hard-working, decent highway/freeway drivers by ambushing them from behind signs or shrubbery.

I hear that if you stretch an anus really wide, it becomes a state trooper.

Goddamn state trooper gave me a ticket for having my radio tuned to a rock music station when he pulled me over.

by angry June 18, 2003

popup

The asshole who invented them is now trying to patent embedded audio ads that you can't turn off.

AAAAARGH!!! I set up two popup blockers and STILL I can't surf the Goddamn web without encountering pages with popups that can't be closed. I'm gonna fucking kill the guy who invented these damn popups.

by angry July 15, 2003

Robocop

Robocop 3 sucked ass.

If you want to rent Robocop, I recommend only the first two movies of the series.

by angry October 10, 2003

The Eminem Show

Damn CDs don't melt fast enough in the furnace.

The Feminem show is NOT an album. It is simply a thrown-together racket of noise.

by angry October 06, 2003

eminem fans

The dried pond scum that accumulates at the edge of the human gene pool.

The world would be a better place if all Feminem fans would be jettisoned into Jupiter.

by angry October 06, 2003

smurf

Slang name for a policeman, especially an incompetent cop. Such as a state trooper.

That goddamn smurf gave me a ticket for going 56 on a 55 mile per hour zone when he obviously noticed that SUV driver passing some cars without using a turn signal.

by angry June 18, 2003