Definitions by Angie did it

Clarke 

Clarke is a good guy that usually knows how to have fun until you piss a Clarke off. When Clarke doesn’t have you blocked, he is a cool dude that likes to stalk your posts on Instagram. Clarke is perfect to harass. Don’t make Clarke upset though or else Clarke will report your posts and tattle tale to his family. Clarke loves the colour yellow but not as much as he loves to creep on you at rave concerts.

“Who blocked you on Instagram”
“Oh that was just Clarke being Clarke”

Clarke by Angie did it February 8, 2019

Angie’s Teeth 

Angie’s teeth will reverse an erection at first sight. Angie’s teeth look like that fucking chick from the Thornberry movie. Angie’s teeth will make you rethink your job of being a dentist. Angie’s teeth will make you want to put on sunglasses at night time. You’ll know when you see Angie’s teeth.

“Yoooo what the fuck is up with that person’s teeth”
“Oh that’s Angie’s Teeth!”

Angie’s Teeth by Angie did it December 12, 2018

Running around with Angie 

Running around with Angie is a great way to burn those carbs. Running around with Angie will benefit your life in soooo MANY ways. You’ll love running around with Angie!

“Running is so boring..”
“Running around with Angie isn’t!”

Running around with Angie by Angie did it December 12, 2018

Angie the Seagull 

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.

“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”

Angie the Seagull by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie on LSD 

Angie on LSD is when Angie takes that powder and starts seeing things spin around. You can detect an Angie on LSD when you see a delusional blonde chick spinning around with BIG eyes. Don’t fear the Angie on LSD though, you can party with it. Angie on LSD is always fun to party with!

“Yo look at that Angie on LSD over there let’s go party with it!”

Angie on LSD by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie the Lawnmower 

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)

“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”

Angie the Lawnmower by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie Circus 

Angie Circus’ are full of SURPRISES!! They have magical Angie rides with Angie games and Angie foods but don’t forget it’s an Angie Circus after all! You can find the finest LSD and BIG eyes at Angie Circus’. If you’re ever in town don’t forget to stop by the Angie Circus!

“I’m so bored I don’t know what to do.”
“Let’s go to the Angie Circus!”

Angie Circus by Angie did it December 11, 2018