An Angie gets its reputation for stealing your mans. These types of Angie’s usually have blonde hair, BIG eyes and teeth and are seen hitting up on or sleeping with your crush.
by Angie did it December 10, 2018

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)
“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”
by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Rolling Joints with Angie is soooo much fun! Getting high with those BIG eyes. Rolling Joints with Angie will get you floating around in the sky and you’ll even see seagull up there. Don’t forget spinning around while Rolling Joints with Angie happens! To spot Rolling Joints with Angie just spot a demented big eyed blonde chick rolling joints and go join it!
“Dude where were you all day?”
“Man I was Rolling Joints with Angie!”
“Aww man that sounds lit invite me next time!”
“Man I was Rolling Joints with Angie!”
“Aww man that sounds lit invite me next time!”
by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie’s teeth will reverse an erection at first sight. Angie’s teeth look like that fucking chick from the Thornberry movie. Angie’s teeth will make you rethink your job of being a dentist. Angie’s teeth will make you want to put on sunglasses at night time. You’ll know when you see Angie’s teeth.
by Angie did it December 12, 2018

Swish Swish Angie likes to take the dance floor all like Swish. They like to spin around with BIG eyes and purple nails. Swish Swish Angie are usually seen jacked up on LSD. If you see a Swish Swish Angie go dance with it.
by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie Circus’ are full of SURPRISES!! They have magical Angie rides with Angie games and Angie foods but don’t forget it’s an Angie Circus after all! You can find the finest LSD and BIG eyes at Angie Circus’. If you’re ever in town don’t forget to stop by the Angie Circus!
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
