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Angie

An Angie gets its reputation for stealing your mans. These types of Angie’s usually have blonde hair, BIG eyes and teeth and are seen hitting up on or sleeping with your crush.

Hey watch out there’s an Angie over there better make a move before those big eyes do!

by Angie did it December 10, 2018

Angie the Seagull

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.

“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

“Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie on LSD

Angie on LSD is when Angie takes that powder and starts seeing things spin around. You can detect an Angie on LSD when you see a delusional blonde chick spinning around with BIG eyes. Don’t fear the Angie on LSD though, you can party with it. Angie on LSD is always fun to party with!

“Yo look at that Angie on LSD over there let’s go party with it!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie the Lawnmower

Angie the Lawnmower is a great product to use. Angie the Lawnmower will be sure to do the job when your LAWN needs to be MOWED *heavy breathing* it’s easy to spot Angie the Lawnmower because it’s the only lawnmower with BIG eyes making it unique. You can find Angie the Lawnmower at Home Depot. If you decide to purchase Angie the Lawnmower you won’t be disappointed. Never a dull moment with Angie the Lawnmower (literally)

“What lawnmower should we get to do the job?”
“How about that Angie the Lawnmower over there?”
“SOLD!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Angie Circus

Angie Circus’ are full of SURPRISES!! They have magical Angie rides with Angie games and Angie foods but don’t forget it’s an Angie Circus after all! You can find the finest LSD and BIG eyes at Angie Circus’. If you’re ever in town don’t forget to stop by the Angie Circus!

“I’m so bored I don’t know what to do.”
“Let’s go to the Angie Circus!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Ghettophile

A Ghettophile is a ghetto pedophile who is often seen on the streets flexing thinking he can get those racks up. Since Ghettophiles are so ghetto they just steal skateboards to go skeet down the street. If you see a Ghettophile you’ll be okay since they can’t afford a basement to drag you into.

“Yo what’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s just a Ghettophile”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018

Swish Swish Angie

Swish Swish Angie likes to take the dance floor all like Swish. They like to spin around with BIG eyes and purple nails. Swish Swish Angie are usually seen jacked up on LSD. If you see a Swish Swish Angie go dance with it.

“Who’s that BIG eyed blonde chick over there?”
“That’s Swish Swish Angie!”

by Angie did it December 11, 2018