Definitions by Angery Goomba Except not

Slap Griffin Day 

Slap Griffin Day was on October 29th. It's very epic.

Me: "I'm so sad, we missed Slap Griffin Day..."
You: "We did?! But it's my favourite holiday!"
Griffin: "HOhmygAWD"

Slap Griffin Day by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

suckdick 

suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.

Person 1: "suckdick"
Person 9: "haha"

suckdick by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Slap Griffin 

Something usually done on Slap Griffin Day, which is on October 29th.

Griffin: "Today is Slap Griffin Day, time to get slapped"

Slap Griffin by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Slap Griffin Day 

A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.

Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"

Slap Griffin Day by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019