Angery Goomba Except not's definitions

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020

October 29

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29

Person 1: " Today is Slap Griffin Day"
Person 2: "Wahoo."
Griffin: "I hate October 29th"
Person 3: "Too bad"
Person 2: "Wahoo."

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Banana Soul

Banana soul

Ellie: " All bosses have banana souls "

by Angery Goomba Except not December 10, 2019

Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020

HOT PASTRAMI

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 HOT PASTRAMI

Person 1: " I HAVE HOT PASTRAMI FOR LUNCH"
Person 2: "HOT PASTRAMI"

by Angery Goomba Except not January 13, 2020

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day was on October 29th. It's very epic.

Me: "I'm so sad, we missed Slap Griffin Day..."
You: "We did?! But it's my favourite holiday!"
Griffin: "HOhmygAWD"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Slap griffin daY

On october 29th we all beat griffin

Person 1: "Let's beat Griffin"
Griffin: "Oh no"
Person 2: "Lol time to get beat on Slap griffin daY"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019