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Phallas

A synonym for dick, except its roblox friendly

Roblox user 1: "My #### is hard"
Roblox user 2: "Try using phallas, it means ####"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020

suckdick

suckdick is a hashtag used in every Urban dictionary of Slap Griffin Day (which is on October 29th). I bet your mom does it a lot.

Person 1: "suckdick"
Person 9: "haha"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Cannon Cock

A chode cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"

by Angery Goomba Except not March 1, 2020

Banana Soul

Banana soul

Ellie: " All bosses have banana souls "

by Angery Goomba Except not December 10, 2019

Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you

Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic

by Angery Goomba Except not February 29, 2020

October 29

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29

Person 1: " Today is Slap Griffin Day"
Person 2: "Wahoo."
Griffin: "I hate October 29th"
Person 3: "Too bad"
Person 2: "Wahoo."

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

hot pastrami 😯

hot pastrami 😯

Person 1: "hot pastrami 😯"
Person 2: "😯"

by Angery Goomba Except not January 13, 2020