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Definitions by Angery Goomba Except not

Gamer girl

Eggegg
Le from twitch is gamer girl
Pogger is I, Pogger is thy, but if thou posteth cringth, Pogger, is nye

Simpathize 

When a simp sympathizes
Dont simpathize for me bitch

Cannon Cock 

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"
A synonym for dick, except its roblox friendly
Roblox user 1: "My #### is hard"
Roblox user 2: "Try using phallas, it means ####"

Simp-athetic 

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you
Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
When the band plays a fuckin banger