Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
by Angery Goomba Except not November 07, 2019
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Cannon Cock

Friend 1: "I have a massive penis"
Friend 2: "No I have seen your cannon cock, its just wide"
by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020
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Simp-athetic

When a simp feels bad for you just to fuck you
Girl: "I broke my ankle today."
Simp: "Oh my god I hope it gets better."
Girl: "Thanks!"
Simp: "Ok lets fuck now"
Girl's friend: "Begone S I M P"
Girl's friend: "He's just being simp-athetic
by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020
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Gamer girl

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by Angery Goomba Except not April 13, 2020
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qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg

When you type qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg you have already passed the point of insanity. You have entered a new level of boredom the highest of them all which is named after this very word.
Person 1: " My friend's passed the level of insanity "
Person 2: " How bad is it? "
Person 1: " qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg "
by Angery Goomba Except not December 11, 2019
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Banana Soul

Ellie: " All bosses have banana souls "
by Angery Goomba Except not December 10, 2019
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Simpathize

When a simp sympathizes
by Angery Goomba Except not March 01, 2020
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