Angery Goomba Except not's definitions

Raccoons

A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"

by Angery Goomba Except not November 7, 2019

Banana Soul

Banana soul

Ellie: " All bosses have banana souls "

by Angery Goomba Except not December 10, 2019

qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg

When you type qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg you have already passed the point of insanity. You have entered a new level of boredom the highest of them all which is named after this very word.

Person 1: " My friend's passed the level of insanity "
Person 2: " How bad is it? "
Person 1: " qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbvhfurytg "

by Angery Goomba Except not December 11, 2019

Slap Griffin Day

A wholesome day hosted each year on October 29th. Whether you're the Griffin getting slapped, or slapping that same Griffin, at the end of the day, no ones actually harmed so don't be a little shit about it.

Person 1 "Hey Griffin! It's October 29th! You know what that means."
Griffin "OW! Haha, I sure do love Slap Griffin Day!"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 25, 2019

Slap griffin daY

On october 29th we all beat griffin

Person 1: "Let's beat Griffin"
Griffin: "Oh no"
Person 2: "Lol time to get beat on Slap griffin daY"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

October 29

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29

Person 1: " Today is Slap Griffin Day"
Person 2: "Wahoo."
Griffin: "I hate October 29th"
Person 3: "Too bad"
Person 2: "Wahoo."

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019

Slap Griffin Day

Slap Griffin Day was on October 29th. It's very epic.

Me: "I'm so sad, we missed Slap Griffin Day..."
You: "We did?! But it's my favourite holiday!"
Griffin: "HOhmygAWD"

by Angery Goomba Except not October 29, 2019