Definitions by Andy and Dave

beefhat

Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!

Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!

beefhat by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006

bumhatch 

Someone with a gaping arse hole.

As with the word wizards sleeve but slightly larger in size.

"Steve, I was watching a pr0n0 last night, you wouldn't have believed the size of the bumhatch on this bird!"

Or........

"I bet she has a bumhatch and a half!"

bumhatch by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006

chumbasquat 

To refer to a person of ugly appearance, a person who is also meaningless and un-important.

This is a harsh reference that should not be made lightly.

Derived from the two words Chumba and Squat, see dictionary for definitions

In context as a retort "What did you call me you filthy chumbasquat?"

or

"Blimey Steve did you see the boatrace on that chumbasquat?"

chumbasquat by Andy and Dave July 19, 2006