3 definitions by Andy and Dave

chumbasquat

To refer to a person of ugly appearance, a person who is also meaningless and un-important.

This is a harsh reference that should not be made lightly.

Derived from the two words Chumba and Squat, see dictionary for definitions

In context as a retort "What did you call me you filthy chumbasquat?"

or

"Blimey Steve did you see the boatrace on that chumbasquat?"

by Andy and Dave July 19, 2006

beefhat

Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!

Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!

by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006

bumhatch

Someone with a gaping arse hole.

As with the word wizards sleeve but slightly larger in size.

"Steve, I was watching a pr0n0 last night, you wouldn't have believed the size of the bumhatch on this bird!"

Or........

"I bet she has a bumhatch and a half!"

by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006