Definitions by Andrew Strand

Gimmick

A person of mixed Italian/Irish ancestry. From a combination of racial epithets Guinea and Mick.

Tony acts all Italian, but he's got an Irish mother, so he's really just a Gimmick in disguise.

Gimmick by Andrew Strand March 17, 2007

priest 

A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.

All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.

priest by Andrew Strand February 18, 2007

feminist 

That 45-year-old female at the singles party saying, "Me? No, I never believed in any of that shit."

"I used to be a feminist until the GLC grants ran out."

feminist by Andrew Strand February 12, 2007