priest

A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.

All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.

by Andrew Strand February 15, 2007

Gimmick

A person of mixed Italian/Irish ancestry. From a combination of racial epithets Guinea and Mick.

Tony acts all Italian, but he's got an Irish mother, so he's really just a Gimmick in disguise.

by Andrew Strand March 16, 2007

feminist

That 45-year-old female at the singles party saying, "Me? No, I never believed in any of that shit."

"I used to be a feminist until the GLC grants ran out."

by Andrew Strand February 10, 2007