furlance

To wrap ones (male) genitalia (or a prosthetic if not male) in shag (material) before insertion into the orifice.

"She said she wanted me to do something kinky and the only thing around was my t-shirt made of shag so I furlanced her"

by Andrew Ramsey January 06, 2009

Gnarwhaled

To be gored by a horn-like protrusion.

"Did you just see that Bull hit that guy"
"Yeah he got totally Gnarwhaled"

by Andrew Ramsey January 06, 2009

Tudow

1.An exclamation of joy over having just performed something improbable.

2.A finale to a particularly cutting remark

"I just recieved a pass one-handed, dodged three blockers and scored a touchdown of 65 yards so tudow!"

"You may indeed have beaten me at Halo 3 but I slept with your wife so tudow!"

by Andrew Ramsey December 29, 2007