Definitions by Andrew Lochhead

chickenhead lez

a)A part of lesbian typology referring to a lesbian with close cropped hair and glasses.
Resulting in a chicken like appearance .
b) a lesbian who gices head to men

Look at that lesbian she is a chickenhead lez

chickenhead lez by Andrew Lochhead May 24, 2005

Fauxlonial

Contemporary architecture which mimics American Colonial architecture.
From the French, faux, meaning false.

Alexandria, VA. has an abundance of fauxlonial architecture, as well as some truly historic buildings

Fauxlonial by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005

turtle 

Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.

See also turtle head

Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle

turtle by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005

Newfie cigarette 

A homemade cigarette fashioned from the leftover tobacco found in cigarette butts.

Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.

" I had no money to buy smokes so I had to roll a Newfie cigarette just to tide me over.

Newfie cigarette by Andrew Lochhead May 23, 2005