AndREW's definitions

Fart pipe

Anus, backside, butt, ass, etc

Bone up the fartpipe - to induldge in anal intercourse, or "you've boned that up the fartpipe" - you've made a mess of that

by Andrew September 11, 2002

shebang

the whole deal or everything put together

Okay, So here's the whole shebang...

by Andrew October 17, 2003

camel

My wife, I love you <3

Camel, will you marry me?

by Andrew February 21, 2005

Shit Mouth

A person who eats shit.

Hey "shit mouth" how is your mom?

by Andrew November 24, 2003

fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)

Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"

by Andrew July 28, 2008

captain hook

the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"

that damn homo queer down the street gave me a captain hook.

by andrew June 29, 2003

Lesbone

adj. slang for lesbian

dat girl was all over that other chick whata lesbone

by Andrew September 15, 2004