Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 16, 2006

aquafart

a fart that stinks ass underwater.

my dag laid an aquafat while i was skiny diping with my mom.
john had bad gas and hes aquafarting.

by andrew February 29, 2004

graphically hot

Very very hot. Extremely hot. At least a ten on the Masterman/Baby J Scale.

Masterman: Baby J, check out that chick. She's graphically hot.

Baby J: Masterman, that graphically hot girl is staring at you, but completely ignoring me.

by Andrew May 02, 2004

BMW

Big Monkey Woman

Get me away from that BMW

by andrew June 08, 2003

magnanimous

Noun
1. An extremely large penis.
2. A man with an extremely large penis.

1. I hear that guy has a magnanimous.
2. Just because you're a magnanimous doesn't mean you have to do porn.

by Andrew February 03, 2005

Scarlam

slang term for Scarbrough, Ontario.

I live in scarlam.

by Andrew November 30, 2003

Scarlam

Slang term for scarbrough, Ontario. A hip city in the heart of t-dot.

I'm going to a party tonight in scarlam.

by Andrew November 30, 2003