Definitions by Anal fairy

Attractive girl 

The very definition is fluid ,by that I mean it really depends on how much beer has been consumed ( come on let in on its clever)

Wow that fat stinking bitch from earlier all of a sudden looks like an attractive girl " bartender one last drink " she'll be gorgeous by the end of it ,!

Attractive girl by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Politician 

See ,liar,pedophile ,cheat ,sex pest ,gay,bummer,idiot

Wow man that politician is a cum slut

Politician by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Anal sex 

Something you girlfriend/wife has done with every other man she's slept with except for you

Man i loved having anal sex with your wife while you thought she was a pottery classes

Idiot !

Anal sex by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Whore 

See" your wife "

Man your wife us a whore ( I'm right tho ain't I admit it to yourself)

Whore by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Dp 

What me and the lads do to your wife while your at work ,and we film it you fucking idiot ,did you think she could live with your tiny cock?

Sure baby next time we dp you we will let you use lube ,but this time it hot and hard

Dp by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Wanking

The act of rubbing your penis until orgasm

No officer I wasn't wanking under my coat I was only dropping my daughter off at play group !

Wanking by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

Aunty 

The fat older lady that teaches you to French kiss ( or was that just me?)

Aunty your tongue is choking me can't we go back to the game were you kiss my john tomas ,?

Aunty by Anal fairy September 3, 2018