Definitions by Anal crisp

midgetitis 

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

midgetitis by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

anal crisp 

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

anal crisp by Anal crisp May 3, 2017

crispy twat 

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

crispy twat by Anal crisp May 3, 2017