anal crisp

When your anus is crispy.

"Damn, that bitch got an anal crisp".

by Anal crisp May 04, 2017

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 04, 2017

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 27, 2017