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Floober Goober

Floober Goobering someone is the action of giving a blow job while skydiving.

Tom Cruise: Ready for the Floober Goober Daddy?

*Jumps out plane*

James Bond: OOOHHH YEAH DADDYYYY MORE HARDER YESSSS!!!

*suck suck lick suck*

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A crevice that appear in your ass hole when you have too much anal sex. Usually caused by military position.

Sergeant Dan: CMON BABY LET ME GIVE YOU THE ANAL CREVICE!

Mrs. Forest Trump: OOH YESSS GIVE ME THE CREVICE!

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