Dissendium

A place that unites people of all nationalities (much like the UN), in a common hatred of the oaf Hagrid.

"Die, Hagrid! Die! Die! Die! Die, you bastard!" said Harry, swinging a baseball bat at the half-giant's head.

Ron poured a large amount of petrol all over Hagrid's obese body, and playfully flicked a lighter on and off. "This is going to be for all those shit Care of Magical Creatures lessons!"

Hermione, meanwhile, squarely aimed her steel toe-capped boots at Hagrid's groin. "And this is for all those times you called me 'ermione!"

by Anonymous January 28, 2005

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sonic dump

When you gotta take a poo so bad but you aren't anywhere near a legitamate place to go so you hold it in for an hour until you finally get to a toilet and by this time you can hardly wait to get your pants down when it just blows out your ass, and everyone else around you knows exactly what you just did.

Man, they had to repair that toilet in the public 'room after I took that sonic dump last week. I still can't look at Jesse straight after he took one a few months back while I was in with him.

by anonymous December 30, 2004

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Logic

Logic: A system of reasoning.

Synonym: Reason, Judgment, Common sense.
Antonym: Leviathan, Conservatism, George W. Bush.

Leviathan was at his best today, attempting to defy logic.

by anonymous June 12, 2004

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eThug

Electronic Thug

1) A person who threatens other people over the internet ( chat rooms and/or forums )

2) Someone who thinks they can "ave" ( beat up ) anyone on the internet

Usually males aged about 12-14 :rolleyes:

"I'll hunt you down and fuck you up. biatch!!!1"

This is the right spelling, not "e-Thug" ;)

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

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