cat fart

The foulest form of wordfart known to man, originating from the colon of a domestic feline, especially when said feline is sitting in the lap of its respective owner.

Damn dude! That smelled just like a cat fart! Go find a litter box, will ya?!

by Anonymous November 09, 2003

horse hog

_________ performed by a junkie in exchange for heroin or another illicit drug.

"Two months and no shower, cigarette-methane fog and if you ever need it, I give mean horse hog." - Jerry Cantrell, "Pig Charmer" Degredation Trip

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Cookie Points

things that you do to gain favor from someone

If I ever wanna get my girlfriend back, I gotta try to score some major cookie points with her!

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

thunder shnarff

When a girl is giving you head and you relize you are about to bust, you don't tell her, you just let it flow and when her mouth is nice and full, give a nice jab in the throat forcing her to swallow.

This girl didn't like to swallow, so I gave her a thunder shnarff

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

screamy

1. Small reddish person
2. Lawn ornament, ie. garden gnome

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

moats

To be totaly and absolutly screwed over

after geting struck by lightning 15 times in a row every one knew dave had been moatsed

by Anonymous June 07, 2003

wheaties

The breakfast of champions.

Mommy, I'm gonna have some wheaties for breakfast, because I'm a champion.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003