tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

titwank

enjoyable sexual practice which often results in the male gifting his female partner with a 'pearl necklace'(q.v.)

Christ, she's got a shirtfull. I could fancy a good titwank between them.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

NetTek

The crappiest computer store in Shelbyville, Indiana. They claim they build the best PCs but buy the parts from other places, jack the price up 30%, and then claim you're getting a good deal. Want to upgrade? Sorry, can't do it yourself without voiding your warranty! 17" monitor? That's another $200!

"I wanted a quality computer, but buying one from NetTek was not one of my options because I didn't want to be in debt for 10 years and didnt want to make a trip to the store every other day."

by Anonymous May 19, 2003

Cum fiend

Somebody that is addicted to cum. See Carl

Man, that girl is a cum fiend.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

plastic loser

one who has massive debts due to credit cards

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

battle of the booties

A war between giant asses.

Those two black ass bitches had a battle of the booties!

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

battle of the booties

When women shake their buttox and men ajudge which one is the sexiest.

They were haveing a battle of the booties down at the nightclub.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003