handjob

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.

There's a reason guys want girls to do it; its mostly in the mind. A guy would probably do it better than a girl but the realization that someone else is doing it and they're a girl makes the guy feel better and he's more likely to cum faster. It's the same reason a straight girl wouldn't want a lesbian to eat them out; you know that she's going to do a better job than your average guy but the fact that it is another woman will make you sick to your stomach. Ditto with a straight guy being offered a hand job or blow job from a dude; you would rather do it yourself than let another dude anywhere near your cock.

by anonymous September 17, 2004

Bench Press

this is not recommended for people who weigh less then the bar. (dish)

The Hawk

by anonymous February 19, 2003

honda

History Of No Dramatic Acceleration

even with nos it runs 18's

by Anonymous August 20, 2006

righka

HEY STEVE STOP COMING TO SUBWAY......you to urine ive seen you there...who'da thunk you'd speaka dee japaneese...NOT ME DAMMIT (janet)

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

windows

The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.

"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"

by Anonymous November 06, 2002

MooCow-

One of the few people who try to talk in full sentences while gaming or chatting on IRC.

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

fuie

sexy, hot, intelligent guy

He was such like fuie

by Anonymous August 25, 2003