do

sexual intercourse

"Joe is doing Sally."

by Anonymous February 05, 2003

Hartney Helmet

A grotesquely enlarged head of the male genitalia; Resembling a lumpy potato.

Charlie's "Hartney Helmet" prevents him from participating in sexual acts with all but the largest farm animals.

by Anonymous April 03, 2003

burger punk

a man working behind the counter at a burger joint, who spits in your food and puts a hole in your soda cup

You burger punks will pay!

by Anonymous July 02, 2003

j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

ankle spanker

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.

Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!

by Anonymous November 01, 2003

Krispy Kreme

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003