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homietta

Female version of "homie", which means close friend.
What's up my homietta?
by Anonymous December 16, 2002
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apollo giest

A chief officer in the government of darkness. Caused a lot of havok in the mid 1970's.
by Anonymous May 12, 2004
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RJH

adjective
Describes group of guys who try to get girls drunk in order to have sex with them.
Yo, stay away from those dudes, girl. They're RJH.
by Anonymous November 3, 2004
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Rexemous Petrolium Jelly

A name involving 3 parts....The first is the name rex, like T-rex. The second is the english sounding part "emous" making rexemous. The third part is the name of a brand like petrolium jelly..........Now say it with me. Rexemous Petroliun Jelly.
My cats name is Rexemous Petrolium Jelly!
by anonymous May 7, 2005
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penus

A mispelling of 'penis'.
"lol shut up u big penus"
by Anonymous December 22, 2004
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metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.
Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
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SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.
Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.
by anonymous October 6, 2004
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