turtles

the best animal in the world!

turtles

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

pregnancy

to be pregnant, to be in bad shit. as in, give-up-your-hopes-and-dreams-you-sorry-fuck-this-means-game-over bad shit.

"let's not talk about pregnancy. that could never happen to us."
"i'm pregnant."
".........."

by Anonymous October 09, 2003

meat market

Pipers Pub

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

New Hampshire

A boring state that sucks. The only good things about living there is how you're not taxed to death like Massachusetts or run by an asshole like New York.

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

ferret

The most desirable of any domesticated animal.

My ferret Slinky ran away, so I shot myself.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

pagger

to fight

i'm going to pagger you.

you'll get paggered.

Close to Italian verb for 'to pay'

by Anonymous October 01, 2003

Instant Pussy

Fake pussy - just add water - two plastic bags welded together at the sides.

Miss Softie is a great instant pussy

by Anonymous November 21, 2002