AnDY's definitions

Conenab

In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.

Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Draugluin

The sire of the great wolves or "werewolves" of Morgoth, in Tolkien's book, The Silmarillion. Draugluin was sent to Tol Sirion with Sauron to protect the frontier, but was slain by Huan the wolfhound when Luthien attempted to free Beren from the fortress.

Draugluin was apparently blue-tinged in appearance.

by Andy May 10, 2004

Teleri

The "sea-elves", in the work of Tolkien. One of the three clans of elves who crossed the sea (under the leadership of Olwe), although the elves led by Cirdan, who remained in a region of Beleriand known as the Falas, are also counted among the Teleri. (The Sindar, who are of the same clan, appear to be considered separate because they did not reach the sea).

Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.

The Teleri are great ship-builders, although their greatest ships were stolen by Feanor and the Noldor in the Kinslaying. These ships were later burnt by Feanor at Loscar, in a gesture of hostility towards Fingolfin, whom he had left in the lands near Valinor.

by Andy April 25, 2004

flipping the minnow

Female masturbation.

She said she was thinking about flipping the minnow during her lunch hour.

by Andy May 4, 2004

Barbara Streisand

The most hypocritical bitch in the entire history of human existence.

Barbara Streisand says she cares about the poor and the enviornment, while she lives on cliff one of the largest homes in all of California.

by Andy October 23, 2003

lawki

Short for the hit show "life as we know it" that stupid ABC cancelled.

I miss lawki, ABC should not have cancelled it.

by Andy May 13, 2005

BFC

Big Floppy cock

I want to stick my BFC in that hot girls tight rectum.

by Andy December 31, 2003