Jerkface Jedge

utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it

aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)
Jerkface Jedge is a total wanker
by Andy April 17, 2004
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guursh

popular orc ale, so called because of the noise you make after drinking it.

taken from the Fighting Fantasy gamebook world.
I drank some guursh and then said guursh very loudly.

The orc had drunk so much guursh that when it tried to cleave my skull it ended up hewing off its own leg. (hee hee)
by Andy April 17, 2004
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Haradrim

Inhabitants of Harad.

Tolkien's portrayal of the Haradrim is open to criticism for racism - at one point he describes them as looking like trolls because they are black. However, it should be noted that the Haradrim are typically cajoled into combat by evil Numenoreans, who are white - effectively parallelling the use of colonial troops in European armies.

The name "Haradrim" means "people of the south" in elvish. Also known as Southrons (although these are rendered as a separate people in some accounts).
The Haradrim fought on the side of Sauron in the Lord of the Rings.
by Andy April 19, 2004
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eldar

1) In the work of JRR Tolkien, this is an elvish word used to refer to elves. More specifically, it refers to elves who made the journey west in the First Age, and their descendants (as opposed to the "dark elves" or Avari). All the major elven characters in Tolkien's novels are eldar.

2) In the Warhammer 40,000 (Games Workshop)universe, the Eldar are a race of aliens who live on Craft-worlds. Broadly good in alignment, they are divided into different units of bizarrely coloured guilds and crafts. Basically, futuristic elves. They dress in slim, streamlined armour with pointed helmets, and have many special units relying on otherworldly technologies and magic - including some which look remarkably like Star Wars speeder bikes, others which resemble floating disks, and giant godlike beings known as Avatars.
Eldar sounds a bit like a cross between "elder" and "elf".
by Andy April 25, 2004
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muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.
by andy February 07, 2005
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Hippogriff

A type of monster which appears in some fantasy games such as Dungeons and Dragons and Warhammer. It is a large creature with the body of a horse, the head of an eagle and the wings of a griffon.
The host of the High Elves hode forth, led by a mighty mage on a Hippogriff mount.
by Andy April 28, 2004
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AOL lady

A woman who think she knowes everything about internet when actually doesnt, VERY VERY LOOKS LIKE ADAM LYLEYS MUM
Aol lady, Connie, errr anyone with a funny dress
by Andy September 18, 2003
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