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When a male is generously short. This particular male feels the need to have a big bark. They feel emasculated when their bark is big!!! It covers up their extremely little legs. When everyone knows the bark is bigger than the bite.
Matt walks around all day looking up at people! He is very jealous that he’s not tall like all the other boys, so he shouts profanities at them !! he' is only 5'4:( he has little man syndrome!
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
Get the little man syndrome mug.A hillbilly bagwhore is one who performs oral sex on other people s men for drugs! They love the swampy areas most , it reminds them of their ass!
These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!
A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!
No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!
A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!
No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
While on the bank of Sellers Lake, a wild hillbilly BagWhore named Martha Mae emerges to get her fix !
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
Get the Hillbilly Bagwhore mug.A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
Get the Closet Monster mug.Fat Fuck; When trying to have intercourse with a larger woman it’s hard to find the hole ? What you do is go 3 flaps forward, find the one that smells like shit and looks like curdled cottage cheese and go one flap back and your there!
“Fat” Fuck Get it
“Fat” Fuck Get it
Tonight I’m gonna try my first Fat Fuck ! Hope Heather is understanding if I don’t get it right! I’ll bring Flowers!
by Amy Jae December 9, 2022
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When you’re extremely high or twacked out your skull and see the police everywhere! You see so many that they start looking like flying birds? LawBirds
When you’re extremely high or twacked out your skull and see the police everywhere! You see so many that they start looking like flying birds? LawBirds
by Amy Jae December 10, 2022
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A person whom is extremely Gay and not afraid to show it! One who’s always in trouble with the law and being sent to prison! One who isn’t shy to let random inmates enter his anus (BackDoor) one who actually enjoys getting his shit pushed in!! These fellas are a big help in prison! What goes on in the yard ,, stays in the yard bobby!
A person whom is extremely Gay and not afraid to show it! One who’s always in trouble with the law and being sent to prison! One who isn’t shy to let random inmates enter his anus (BackDoor) one who actually enjoys getting his shit pushed in!! These fellas are a big help in prison! What goes on in the yard ,, stays in the yard bobby!
by Amy Jae December 10, 2022
Get the BackDoorBobby mug.If you intend on acting like a big Moe today , I’m not going with you! Most Moes are names Travis , Taliah ,or James
by Amy Jae September 12, 2023
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