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Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
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Fettiwhapp

Fettiwhapp-- fettiwhapp is known as fake dope made by cops ( feds) .

It is put out on the streets in colors, normally pink or blue so they can track it, because they are just as addicted to it as the people selling it, ( they are crooked), so they put that shit out there in order to find the big wigs to get the real shit for themselves by arresting the dealer and "confiscating" the product.
Wpd just put out their next batch of Fettiwhapp.

I got sold a huge bag of Fettiwhapp.

Must have been that Brad K. SHIT.

Check out the product, it ain't even colored like that fettiwhapp bull shit.
by Amy Jae April 23, 2020
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Fat Fuck

Fat Fuck; When trying to have intercourse with a larger woman it’s hard to find the hole ? What you do is go 3 flaps forward, find the one that smells like shit and looks like curdled cottage cheese and go one flap back and your there!

“Fat” Fuck Get it
Tonight I’m gonna try my first Fat Fuck ! Hope Heather is understanding if I don’t get it right! I’ll bring Flowers!
by Amy Jae December 9, 2022
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Red Splasher

Red Splasher - When a woman is on her rag, and a man isn’t scared to tap the bottom causing her to squirt red all over !!
Tonight Karl is making Amy a Red Splasher!
by Amy Jae August 23, 2024
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Moguai

When an ugly baby looks like a baby gremlin!
Jill’s baby is as cute as a moguai!
by Amy Jae April 15, 2024
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Dirty Kyliee

Definition of dirty Kylie:- andis the ultimate sexual position. here where a man puts his woman down on all fours, sits on her back, leans forward, slaps that flat ass to where she starts bucking likely donkey . This particular type has had almost every man possible very experienced. She's so good each one of her eyes goes a different direction. And this particular one likes to call law enforcement when done to once the dope is gone so she.
Dirty kyliee- Today, instead of going to the circus as planned, I decided to go get myself a dirty Kylie. It was much dirtier.
by Amy Jae June 23, 2019
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Hillbilly Bagwhore

A hillbilly bagwhore is one who performs oral sex on other people s men for drugs! They love the swampy areas most , it reminds them of their ass!

These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!

A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!

No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
While on the bank of Sellers Lake, a wild hillbilly BagWhore named Martha Mae emerges to get her fix !
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
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