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Choopie

Choopie-(choooo-pee)
A choopie is a person who is small-minded n gets upset very easily when under pressure. They tense up like them fainting retarded goats! Only this is a person. ( Same retarded nature tho) These people have extremely high pitched loud voices and seem to talk extremely fast!!! They almost sound like chihuahuas barking at your ankles. They talk so fast that they find themselves out of breath within seconds of barking!! Then that causes other people lose their breath from anxiety. These Choopies can also go by the names Allysa, Brandi, Eric, or Ian.
I hope I don't see any Choopie's named Allysa at the Walmarts!
by Amy Jae January 3, 2020
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Dirty Tonna

Dirty Tonna is where 2 prostitutes engage in a sexual act with a bird causing that bird's feathers to be plucked out, shoved up ones anus, pulled out and then shoved up into the other one's vagina, while the bird watches!!
If you're not too careful with what you say, you're gonna get Dirty Tonna done to your bum!!!! If you're lucky her name will be Toni
by Amy Jae June 23, 2019
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LawBirds

The definition of LawBirds is simply this;

When you’re extremely high or twacked out your skull and see the police everywhere! You see so many that they start looking like flying birds? LawBirds
This one time Jason Went screaming and running down the road thinkin then LawBirds was after him!
by Amy Jae December 10, 2022
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Toothless Tent Whore

Toothless Tent Whore are also known as a " Clown whores". This type of whore is typically seen in the swampy area of Sellers Lake pushing her Wheel Barrel that carries her Tent to set up shop. When this clown whore sets up her tent she then invites any married man (that can stand her foul vagina stinch without slipping on her snail trail ) in,, she then proceeds to trade sexual favors with these married men for small bags of dope. No respectable man would ever be seen outside in public with this poor tent Whore for she is far to grotesque n smelly. Her parents are brother and sister see, it's from all the incest.

This particular bag whore also has no teeth due to her excessive bad hygiene n gingivitis. This bag whores breath is so disgustingly ratchet that it will literally bleach your hair if she speaks directly at you. Always stand a good 3-4 ft away when allowing this tent whore to bark at you. It could mean life or death.
Toothless tent whore s are always hiding in the swampy Fulton areas, they typically go by the name Michelle.
by Amy Jae September 19, 2019
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Red Splasher

Red Splasher - When a woman is on her rag, and a man isn’t scared to tap the bottom causing her to squirt red all over !!
Tonight Karl is making Amy a Red Splasher!
by Amy Jae August 23, 2024
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Hillbilly Bagwhore

A hillbilly bagwhore is one who performs oral sex on other people s men for drugs! They love the swampy areas most , it reminds them of their ass!

These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!

A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!

No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
While on the bank of Sellers Lake, a wild hillbilly BagWhore named Martha Mae emerges to get her fix !
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
mugGet the Hillbilly Bagwhoremug.

Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
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