Amy Jae's definitions
A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
Get the Closet Monstermug. Red Splasher - When a woman is on her rag, and a man isn’t scared to tap the bottom causing her to squirt red all over !!
by Amy Jae August 23, 2024
Get the Red Splashermug. When a male is generously short. This particular male feels the need to have a big bark. They feel emasculated when their bark is big!!! It covers up their extremely little legs. When everyone knows the bark is bigger than the bite.
Matt walks around all day looking up at people! He is very jealous that he’s not tall like all the other boys, so he shouts profanities at them !! he' is only 5'4:( he has little man syndrome!
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
Get the little man syndromemug. A Fuckboy is a good looking yet stupid af male whos only purpose is to have incredible sex and thats all! They are to dumb for conversation! They are made to be seen Not heard.
by Amy Jae March 17, 2022
Get the FuckBoymug. by Amy Jae November 25, 2019
Get the Britchmug. Choopie-(choooo-pee)
A choopie is a person who is small-minded n gets upset very easily when under pressure. They tense up like them fainting retarded goats! Only this is a person. ( Same retarded nature tho) These people have extremely high pitched loud voices and seem to talk extremely fast!!! They almost sound like chihuahuas barking at your ankles. They talk so fast that they find themselves out of breath within seconds of barking!! Then that causes other people lose their breath from anxiety. These Choopies can also go by the names Allysa, Brandi, Eric, or Ian.
A choopie is a person who is small-minded n gets upset very easily when under pressure. They tense up like them fainting retarded goats! Only this is a person. ( Same retarded nature tho) These people have extremely high pitched loud voices and seem to talk extremely fast!!! They almost sound like chihuahuas barking at your ankles. They talk so fast that they find themselves out of breath within seconds of barking!! Then that causes other people lose their breath from anxiety. These Choopies can also go by the names Allysa, Brandi, Eric, or Ian.
by Amy Jae January 3, 2020
Get the Choopiemug. One who acts foolish all the time! Plays the victim! Pretends to be dumb! Always falling ! Just slow upstairs
by Amy Jae September 12, 2023
Get the stoogemug.