Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Amy

showgasmic

A movie, show, or other type of production that is so good that you practically have an orgasm.

"Chicago" was so showgasmic! I think I was just devirginized by a movie!

by Amy March 31, 2003

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Jackfucker

Someone who involitarily acts like an asswipe

You fuckin' Jackfucker!!!
- see asswipe

by Amy December 12, 2003

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.The craic (pron. "crack") is the feng shui of a se’siun. It is the combination of the music, the drink, the conversations, the spirit of the surroundings, and trying to make headway with people of the opposite sex. The craic is what drives all emotion and music that comes from the soul.

"How's the craic going?"

by amy March 10, 2004

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heinous blow pig

The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.

You: I can't believe you slept with that heinous blow pig.

Friend: I did not!

by Amy August 30, 2008

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Retardeceptionist

A person who occupies an administrative position (namely the Receptionist or Front Desk position), who is inept and exhibits the inability to do the simplest of tasks. A combination of the words "retard" and "receptionist."

After being told that our email was down due to problems with the server, the retardeceptionist asked, "Should I call the server?"

by Amy February 25, 2004

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