19 definitions by Amphibious Goddess

Unload at both ends

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 4, 2016

pool playing prime

That perfect level of intoxication that enables an amateur pool player to play at their prime level and piss off their competitor.

My boyfriend is at his pool playing prime, I might as well distract him with my situation vixen skills.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 2, 2016