Definitions by Amphibious Goddess

Punctual penis 

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

Punctual penis by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Shake before the cake 

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

Shake before the cake by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Urban Dictionary Reject 

A person who incessantly tries to get published by Urban Dictionary but he's not a word wizard like me so the editors always deny his words.

That guy is an urban dictionary reject, he should stick with his day job.

Urban Dictionary Reject by Amphibious Goddess June 2, 2016

bullshititics 

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

bullshititics by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

zombie chariot 

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

zombie chariot by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016