Amphibious Goddess's definitions

Spanish sex dream

When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.

mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Chocolate delight

Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.

Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm

by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016