Roy Moore

The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.

Roy Moore somehow still almost won in Alabama. What a sad country we live in.

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Christine Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford is so brave to share her story with the world.

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We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger

A special Bob's Burgers cheeseburger that comes with gruyere cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger; you should try it!"

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Washingtonguing

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!

I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

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Washingtonguing

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!

I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

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