Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Onion-tended Consequences Burger 

A special burger with onion

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"

Onion-tended Consequences Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Lexingtonguing 

Southern gentlemen are known for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Lexingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Kentucky. Literally, a Lexington-tonguing!

I took a trip to Kentucky last week, and this guy gave me the Lexingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

Lexingtonguing by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Mesclun Around Burger 

A special burger topped with mesclun lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mesclun Around Burger, it comes with mesclun lettuce!"

Mesclun Around Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Little Swiss Bunshine Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with Swiss cheese, served on a buttered bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Swiss Bunshine Burger, you should try it!"

Little Swiss Bunshine Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

If Looks Could Kale Burger 

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

If Looks Could Kale Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bruschetta Bout It Burger 

A special burger from Bob's Burgers: A bruschetta burger!!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Bruschetta Bout It Burger, you should try it!"

Bruschetta Bout It Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with succotash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger, you should try it!"

I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018