America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Quickie Kiss-it Island

A notorious make-out spot in the middle of the water

"I want to go to Quickie Kiss-it Island and make out with boys!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Homeless M&M

The odor you have when you've had too much jelly bean schnapps the night before.

Gene: "You smell like candy and B.O. mixed together, like a homeless M&M."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 29, 2018

Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Scott Pruitt

Short-lived EPA administrator. One of the most corrupt, scandal-ridden politicians who ever lived, appointed by Trump to destroy America's air and water. Entirely in the pocket of Big Oil.

Scott Pruitt is a fuckwad.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

November 7

National "No one Wants Your Smelly Hoodie Day"

"Hey babe it's November 7, why don't u take my hoodie?"
"EW NO, I don't want that creepy sweatshirt you wear every day. It smells like both Axe and ass. Why don't you put that shit in the laundry?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 4, 2019