America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

nun of your business

A popular Halloween costume: a nun holding a briefcase... Get it???

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Sit and Spinach Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that's topped with spinach

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sit and Spinach Burger, it's served with spinach!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Washingtonguing

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!

I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Two minutes

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.

Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 January 3, 2019

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Anti-white

Preferring some more interesting paint color for your wall, or even some wallpaper.

Person 1: "What color should we paint the room? I'm thinking white."
Person 2: "You mean the world's most boring color? Nah, I'm anti-white. Maybe let's go for some interesting color for the walls, like literally any color that's not the world's most boring color."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 29, 2019