Heterophobe

Not a real thing. A fabrication of victimhood created by homophobes, who have never experienced discrimination against them in their lives.
A "heterophobe" is not a thing.
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All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.
We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."
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Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"
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Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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Sweaty Palms Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with hearts of palm
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sweaty Palms Burger, it comes with hearts of palm!"
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the youngest woman to ever serve in Congress; she's also among the most awesome Congresspeople ever!
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