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Do Fry for Me Argentina Burger 

A special burger that comes with fries
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Do Fry for Me Argentina Burger, you should try it!"

I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger

A burger that comes with summer squash
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know What You Did Last Summer Squash Burger, you should try it!"

Put Me in Poached Burger 

A burger that comes with a poached egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Put Me in Poached Burger, you should try it!"

Chili Wonka Burger 

A burger that comes with chili
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"

Corned Identity Burger 

A burger that comes with corner beef
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"

Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger 

A burger that comes with blueberry compote
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tangled Up in Blueberry Burger, you should try it!"

Monopoly for Millennials 

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials
"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."