Two minutes

A unit of time defined by the difference between the initial iMessage notification chime and its followup.
Oh, is that the same message or did I get a new one? Guess it's been two minutes.
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
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Flightning

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."
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A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"
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View to a Kielbasa Dog

A special kielbasa hot dog at Hugo's hot dogs.
"What's the Hot Dog of the Day, Hugo?" "It's the View to a Kielbasa Dog, you should try it!"
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A special Bob's Burgers holiday burger that comes on a challah roll
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Home for the Challah-Days Burger, you should try it!"
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