Participation Trophy

Something you get for accomplishing nothing.

You lost! Hooray, you win a participation trophy!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Urine trouble

What you think someone said when they tell you "you're in trouble"

Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble."
Louise: "Drink cranberry juice."
Mr. Frond: "What? No! Not urine trouble. You're in trouble!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.

We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Also known as AOC, an incredible member of the House of Representatives and part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rocks!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 08, 2020

Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger

A burger that comes with creme fraiche

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Get Creme Fraiche With Me Burger, it comes with creme fraiche!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Minipiphany

A small epiphany

I just had a minipiphany!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger

A special burger that comes with relleno pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chile Relleno-You-Didn't Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018