A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with guava
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the 50 Ways to Leave Your Guava Burger, you should try it!"
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A Leek of Their Own Burger

A burger that comes with leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the A Leek of Their Own Burger, you should try it!"
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Kilogram

The kilogram, symbol kg, is the SI unit of mass. As of 2019 it is defined by taking the fixed numerical value of the Planck constant h to be 6.62607015ร—10โˆ’34 when expressed in the unit Jโ‹…s, which is equal to kgโ‹…m2โ‹…sโˆ’1, where the meter and the second are defined in terms of c and ฮ”ฮฝCs.
Scientists have redefined the kilogram for 2019.
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Giuliani

The textbook example of what happens when your terrible personality rots your brain from the inside out, at which point it comes dripping down the side of your head.
He's a total Giuliani. Even his cousins didn't want to screw him anymore!
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Staircase

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!
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nun of your business

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"
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To Err Is Cumin Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Err Is Cumin Burger, you should try it!"
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