Trump Derangement Syndrome

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the personโ€™s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
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All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.
Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!
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Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop
Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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A burger that comes with parsley
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"
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From Bob's burgers: a special burger that comes with bok choy
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Choys are Bok in Town Burger, you should try it!"
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Miami snow

The disgusting prank of jacking off and literally jizzing off a balcony, especially from luxury living quarters and during a time of clement weather. It's difficult to know what's worse, Miami show or bird shit.
Dude, we were just walking down this block downtown and out of nowhere we got some white shit in our hair. I think it was Miami snow...
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