Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 03, 2018

Cin City

A short, affectionate term for Cincinnati. Used playfully when describing one's shameful exploits in the area.

Omg, I can't believe I drank a whole dozen beers last night. Me and this girl left, and talk about a night in Cin City!! What happens in Cincy stays in Cincy, right brother?

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 17, 2016

Runny Out of Thyme Burger

A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Plymouth Roquefort Burger

A special cheeseburger served with roquefort cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Plymouth Roquefort Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the person’s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.

Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020

All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.

Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop

Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018