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Creation

A work of art, a book, or another item somebody creates: a creation!
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You Go, Gull!

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CNN

A news network based in reality. Opposite: Faux News.
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Trump Derangement Syndrome

A diagnosable medical condition in which the afflicted blindly follows Donald Trump, a.k.a. "The Chosen One." The afflicted is incapable of free thought, unable to critically evaluate the actions or any criticism of "Dear Leader," or otherwise accurately perceive the world around them. The mindless adoration of President Trump is so intense as to impairs the personโ€™s judgment. Additional symptoms include blind hatred of those who preach tolerance and deference to verifiable facts, as opposed to whatever "Dear Leader" or His surrogates tell them to believe.
Many people in conservative echo chambers have an incorrect impression of Trump Derangement Syndrome, while suffering from it themselves.
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All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.
Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!
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Crepe shark

Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop
Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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Corned Identity Burger

A burger that comes with corner beef
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"
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