The Life of the Parsley Burger

A burger that comes with parsley

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The Choys are Bok in Town Burger

From Bob's burgers: a special burger that comes with bok choy

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Choys are Bok in Town Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

The Roquefort Files Burger

A burger served with roquefort cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Roquefort Files Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Romanes of the Day Burger

A burger that comes with romaine lettuce

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Romanes of the Day Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

The Final Kraut Down Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Corned Identity Burger

A burger that comes with corner beef

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Corned Identity Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

First Law of Ecumomics

Derived from the physics principle of Newton's First Law:

The First Law of Ecumomics states: "A dick/pussy getting action will tend to continue to get action, while a dick/pussy not getting any will tend to continue to not get any, unless acted upon by an external makeover force." Also known as ecumomic inertia.

"I just keep getting pussy lately! I don't think it's ever going to stop. Thank goodness for the First Law of Ecumomics!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014