Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Urine trouble 

What you think someone said when they tell you "you're in trouble"

Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble."
Louise: "Drink cranberry juice."
Mr. Frond: "What? No! Not urine trouble. You're in trouble!"

Urine trouble by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Burn Unit 

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"

Burn Unit by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Fun-cussion 

When you hit your head for fun

“I hit my head for fun. I got a fun-cussion!”

Fun-cussion by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Banjo 

A protagonist in old western movies. His signature move was shooting bullets from his banjo

Banjo: “There’s only gonna be two shots: me shooting you, and then me drinking this shot of whiskey.”

Banjo by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Ointment and pee 

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

Ointment and pee by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

duderus 

A male uterus

If boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

duderus by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

You Go, Gull! 

Words of enthusiasm for a seagull

"Yeah, you get that french fry. You go, gull!"

You Go, Gull! by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018