A special Bob's Burgers cheeseburger that comes with gruyere cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the We're Here We're Gruyere, Get Used to It Burger; you should try it!"
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Heterophobia

Fake news. A fabrication of victimhood created by homophobes, who have never experienced discrimination against them in their lives.
"Heterophobia" is not a thing.
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Iago, girl!

Shakespeare's equivalent to "ya go, girl!"
Woah Desdemona, you talkin' to Othello? Iago, girl!
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Three Beets to the Wind Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger served on a sesame seed bun with Thai flavors
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If At First You Sesame Seed, Thai, Thai, Again Burger, you should try it!"
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Lady parts

Gene: "Which are the lady parts?"
Tina: "The vagina and the heart."
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Washingtonguing

D.C. guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the District of Columbia. Literally, a Washington-tonguing!
I took a trip to D.C. last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks down there!
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