Definitions by Amanda Dollars

Walter White Space 

In marketing, the act of fudging or bastardizing an asset's layout or information because you're positively sick of ever-changing guidelines from the manufacturer.

"They want the text INSIDE of the picture now? Fuck it. I threw in some Walter White Space so it'll pass compliance. Good to go."

Walter White Space by Amanda Dollars June 5, 2017

Wiflation 

The gross undervaluation of a purchase - typically one which you deem wholly unnecessary - by your wife or partner.

Husband: "How much did those shoes cost?"
Wife: "I dunno, around 50 bucks?"
Husband: "So $120 with wiflation"
Wife: "F*** you."

Wiflation by Amanda Dollars May 2, 2017

sans sheriff 

The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.

"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."

sans sheriff by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017